Virginia Tech 

A lame excuse for a university which lacks class and loves to talk trash when the majority of their bandwagoners can't name 3 players on their own so called favorite team. They think they're amazing at just about everything.They beleive schools such as UVA only care about education and being above everyone. They obviously have not been there.They take pride in winning a mediocre conference. (yes i realize thats a rip on UVA as well! acc football is weak) Colin Cowherd has been there favorite media member, hes known for his idiotic rants and racist remarks.Virginia Tech has only one 6 bowl games in their history. Only one of which were a BCS victory (1993). Many hokie fans love characters such as DeAngelo Hall, Michael Vick, Marcus Vick etc. All of which have had on and off the field issues. Dog fighting, have sex with young girls, spitting on opposing players, Marcus and Michael both flicked off fans on different occasions. And Michael did it to his own fans! There is something wrong with looking up to people like them. This is a university who's fans truly lack class,sportsmanship, and are just plain D bags. So before they try to bomb on your favorite team or try to compare records, just remember, when they hit 3-9 one year, theyll all the sudden be Florida State for life, or some other team. I have no respect for such idiotic drunks and I never will.

My friend the cousin banger was accpeted into Virginia Tech.

Virginia Tech by im not giving my real name February 26, 2008

Virginia Tech 

Virginia Tech is in essence the true college experience. Compared to any other top school in VA, VT has it all and does it damn well. From parties to academics to sports and research. We are a proud school and are proud of our heritage. With the best football team in the state and a damn good basketball team as well...well its a no brainer why UVA can never beat us. UVA is like a tick on the ball sack of VT. They need to stop trying to live up to us and do their own shit. And as far as academics go, VT is very competitive to get into, just as much as UVA and more so than JMU (only reason JMU gets so many applicants is because they want to party 24/7). With that being said, VT is a highly notable school with many majors making the top lists in this country. I am proud to be a Hokie and will represent Tech to the day I die. Go Hokies!

VT student: "I heard Virginia Tech has excellent research opportunities and the education there is on par with UVA. I think I might go to Tech this fall. And besides, JMU is a joke because all they do is party. Way to promote themselves with springfest lol."

UVA student: "God I hate VT, I would never fit in because I think so high of myself and I would miss mommy and daddy so much (sucks thumb). I heard VT is getting a med school soon. Were really screwed now"

Virginia Tech by Bimmerfanantic April 11, 2010

virginia tech 

Sub-standard school in Virginia ranking near the bottom of the in-state college heirarchy. Most notable for being filled with rednecks and morons.

HS Senior #1: Where do you want to go to school?

HS Senior #2: I WANT to go to UVA, I'll probably go to JMU, but if Blue Ridge and Piedmont turn me down I'll go to Tech.

virginia tech by J-Maddy March 29, 2005

Virginia Beach 

city where even the whitest whiteboys use street slang

skater: "yo what's good kid?"

skater2" "not much yo, my bad about not hittin you up yesterday"

Virginia Beach by Mista X March 28, 2005

virginia tech 

I’m sorry but Virginia Tech is a sad excuse of a university. First of all you don’t take rankings from the 70’s and think that they are still relevant. Your prized engineering school isn’t even in the top 10 not to mention that it’s not even the best in the state that title would go to VCU. The Pamplin College of Business isn’t 41st in the nation like the Virginia Techs web site says, it not even close to the top 50. Yes Tech has a good football team but you are not a football school, for that you actually have to win the national title. Tech student are to dumb to get in UVA and must like the sausage fest not to go to JMU.
Oh and JMU has a better business school then you do. Virginia Tech needs to get off there high horse and start picking up its sh*t because that’s all a Virginia Tech alumni will ever amount to, the world needs ditch diggers. UVA is such a better school you cant even compare it to Virginia Tech.

UVA, JMU, Virginia Tech, Engineering School,Pamplin College of Business

virginia tech by jimmy potsdamn November 8, 2007

Virginia slim 

When your girl wants a cigarette, and you offer it to her, as she opens her mouth to accept the cigarette, you slip your dick in.

After plowing my girl last night, she asked for a cigarette... so I hit her with that Virginia slim

Virginia slim by Kaleeb December 10, 2018

Virginia RRR 

Virginia most of the time known as a virgin but strong at heart and mind. Can be very kind but she isn't afraid to put you in your place if you go out of line. A mother and a great one at that, a strong christian and loves life. Shes very wise for her years and prospers. She is always young at heart even if aged well. You will always she a smile on her face.

Virginia RRR

1:Hey isn't that Virginia?

2:Yeah shes such a great mom just look at her kids!

1:I wish I knew what made her that way.

2: why don't you go ask her shes very nice and has a heart for others.

Virginia RRR by allly RRR October 25, 2011