undateable

A boy who is unbelievably exciting over text message or Facebook and then lacks any inkling of excitement when in person.

*over text*
boy: and then we had the most fantastic time white water rafting down the blue ridge mountains...it would have been great if you were there!
girl: you're amazing!

*in real life*
boy: eh...
girl: this is so not what i was looking forward to. you are completely undateable

by niftyandspiffy101 October 26, 2011

Updateage

the action of update

I appreciate the updateage.

by Updateage May 16, 2011

updateless

Something that hasnt had anything new added to it and will never have an addition.

Person 1: You've played TF2?
Person 2: The game that hasn't had an update in more than 1,000 days but still feeding Gabe Newell his burgers?
Person 1: Yeah, that one.
Person 2: Hell yeah I have. It's updateless.

by LazyGreen October 26, 2020

pregnancy updates

A very stupid trend amongst todays teen and young 20 something expecting mothers who post weekly updates that really nobody needs to see or cares about, as if we forgot that you were pregnant from the week before. It is really retared and annoying and this trend needs to be stopped

stupid expecting mommy: this week my baby is 15 weeks, now 16 weeks, now 17 weeks etc... im glad they created the pregnancy updates app lolz omg jk not really
person in reality reading it: OMG WHO THE FUCK CARES, STOP IT ALREADY!!!

by PissedOffPatriot35 February 20, 2015

Updatinh

It's the alternative for the English word, "updating" but spelled the Ronaldo way.

"Ronaldo was updatinh after lagging in many occasions."

by ShortyWitDaForty November 28, 2021

Updating OS

the slowest, longest, most painful task in the history of updating numbers

Patrick is updating OS. I bet he doesn't get anything else done today.

by thebeerwolf October 4, 2022

break up date

its when a guy/girl gets all ready to go on a date, and is really nice to the girl/guy all night, no matter how long they've been dating, and breaks up with her/him in a really nice way

an example of break up date: like...you know ________(name)...your such a good person....beautiful, smart.....i dont deserve you............your way to great........i think i should just let you have your space to become the great person i know u are

by europeanbeauty January 19, 2008