typophobia

The fear that our cell phone typos will not be understood

Im suffering from typophobia....my phone has it out for me so Im not using it anymore today!!

by suesuewag December 20, 2013

typose

Someone who types a lot, particularly on an instant messenger and especially if they type a lot more than they talk in real life.

"You're not very typose today... *prods*"

by Statuess October 8, 2007

Typoon

When someone unleashes a shit storm. Can be used both literally and figuratively.

1. That toilet was a mess, someone unleashed a typoon in there.
2. I wore brown today as there's going to be a typoon when the boss reads that report.

by Wit Wut April 21, 2017

Poon Typhoon

A guy that is very popular among females and never settles for one particular girl; gets chicks super wet

Damn that guy banged like six girls what a poon typhoon

by h3ro2b March 3, 2011

verbal typo

A verbal typo is when someone says something other than what they wanted to say in the first place. It is most often a switching of prefixes between two words, such as "chicking tock" instead of "ticking clock". It can also be an entirely different word that just sounds the same. Verbal typos occur a lot, and can happen to anyone at any given time.

John: Damn, I can't concentrate. That chicking tock is so annoying!
Jane: What's a chicking tock?
John: Sorry, ticking clock. Just made a verbal typo.

by IEatzC00kies August 19, 2016

Fluent in Typo

A cognizance of meaning in text that is riddled with typographical errors. Typically used to prevent individuals from sending repeated corrections for spelling errors.

sms from Jane: "Wil met yuo @ 6ish"
2 seconds later...

sms from Jane: "Will = Will, met = meet, yuo = you"
sms from John: "No worries, I'm fluent in typo"

by EkoZulu April 8, 2011

Typhoon

A man puts on three strapons, one facing behind, one facing left and one facing right, then gets 4 women and has sexual relations with them all at the same time by doing a circular motion with his hips.

Bro i totally typhooned this mom and her daughters last night.

by Phooner August 1, 2011