turnupminx

Turnupminx is a very cool TikToker and editor who I am moots with. She is very swag 😎

me: are you a moot with turnupminx?

person: no.

me: don't talk to me ever again.
person: why?
me: bc you are not a moot with turnupminx. you are not swag.

by _.breathingnotfound.__ September 5, 2021

Turduckentide

The festive season where Turducken is regularly eaten in place of standard roast meats. Associated with Christmas, but usually extended throughout all of December.

I'm excited for Turduckentide this year, it's nearly December!

by TurduckenFan November 1, 2021

Tursunai

a gorgeous girl that you can meet once in your life. Tursunai is very smart and intelligent, always knows what to say and she always has a plan. You will be fascinated with her ability to get her life together.

Oh I know Tursunai, if you need an advice that girl knows what to say

by Iris Vadord November 21, 2021

turnuf

A retarded person

Oh my god, Bryan is such a turnuf

by YA BOI SHMALEX December 27, 2021

Turfucken

The act of putting a Fleshlight in someone's butt hole and then proceeding to fuck the Fleshlight.

Dude, I gaped Ashley last night and then got my Fleshlight and Turfuckened her.

by SowSadler June 15, 2023

mike turnupseed

The most like homie in all of the land👏🏼😳, once killed a tiger with his bare hands while shotgunning a 24 oz corona™ can. Strong advocate of Mike’s Hard Lemonade, but only with extra lemons😍🤤

Friend One: Ayo 🅱️oss, them shoes lookin dirty lemme clean those up for you
Mike Turnupseed: Nah boss, that attitude lookin kinda dirty, lemme fix that right up for you👀
Friend One: Yo boss thanks, I really feel like I could go shotgun a 24 oz corona™ can right now!
Mike: lemme drive da boat

by Brok With No C August 19, 2019

Fucking Turducken

A man fucking a woman's vagina while he is receiving anal sex from another man.

Bill, Jill, and Will Did performed a fucking turducken last night.

by zizzlezazzle February 4, 2020