Turkish firefight

verb: when two males cum in a partners ears usally preformed on prostitutes in the southwestern part of Turkey where the unemployment rate is highest due to the lack of agrecultural development.

my friend Will and I just pulled a Turkish firefight on that bitch Larissa

by theXW0lf September 6, 2009

Camel Turkish Golds

The best cigarette in the world. Combining smoothness and rich flavor, it makes for the best ever devised by R.J. Renyolds tobbaco co. If these are the best American cigarettes, then I must be crazy.

Turkish golds rule. Possibly the best cig in the world.

by Adam B January 18, 2005

turkish chonga

A hot biatch of foreign descent.

Akers: Damn, thats one HOT asian girl.

Mr. Bricks: Some turkish chonga for real Broseph!

by spankdaddy October 3, 2011

turbin' out

To act in a spastic manner; to freak out.

Dude, he was turbin' out yesterday when he wrecked his car.

by urbuck May 5, 2008

Turkish Door Jam

for this to work properly one must first turn on the heat throughout the house, get into a nice HOT shower, so that your sack hangs like never before. After the shower the house should be nice and toasty to keep hang-time. then one must throw his sack over his penis to resemble a turkey. then slam their partner in the ass violently making them gobble like a turkey.

yeah bro, she said she was on her way over, so i told her i would be in the shower, and to just come in and wait for me.....i snuck up from behind and gave that bitch the Turkish Door Jam!

by RodHart December 12, 2010

Turkish Gameshow

A phrase used to describe something chaotic, hectic, or difficult to understand. Thought to have originated in lower Alabama, perhaps in Baldwin or Mobile county.

"College is such a Turkish Gameshow"

Girl 1: "How is the trip so far?"
Girl 2: "It's like a Turkish Gameshow. My family is so crazy."

by fbgLyre September 9, 2010

Turkish Thunder Whip

The act of a male aggressively slapping his female counterpart across the face with his testicles. This act is typically preformed at the height of a sexual climax, just before the male blows his load in her bruised face.

Male 1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a black eye when I Turkish Thunder Whipped her last nite!
Male 2: You Jizz Monkey!

by The Jizz Monkier December 15, 2009