friend trench

The dreadful (yet metaphorical) place where a lady that takes a man's fancy resides when he forgets to kiss her goodbye after a date, or generally behaves in a way that will prevent said female from ever jumping into bed with him. Tell tale signs include introductions as 'some guy,' and gagging gestures whenever he tries to flirt.

To the average male, it is slightly worse the seventh circle of hell.

Dave: I think i've found myself a lovely, sexy, hot, female 'friend.' FUCK!
Andy: Why don't you just rag the shit out of her?
Dave: We're in the friend trench.
Andy: Ouch.

by fuelofbritain March 13, 2008

Trencher

A 'loyal' fan to the now pop group(*miss your 'emo' muzic*)Marianas Trench. They call their fans Trenchers. These people are picking it up.

"Heyy my Trencherss!" BLAH BLAH BLAH


-Mike

by juggalette4ever April 17, 2009

Tienne

It is someones name. But it is French for the word 'Yours'.

Tienne forever.

Yours forever.

Half english, half French.

by Dancing Kitty September 14, 2010

Spunk Trench

the salty trench that is found in the battlefield between the legs of fat women.

well i was about to send my soldiers into her spunk trench but decided i'd prefer a cold beverage

by Funky Ferret May 9, 2006

TreeNode

An object which is a piece of shit and makes life far more compilcated than required.

You are such a fucking TreeNode

by Someone who's fucked March 28, 2005

Death Star Trench Run

(n.) A man sticking his penis in the belly folds of a fat woman and running it along the equator.

I gave that chick last night a Death Star Trench Run. She was so fat I couldn't find her thermal exhaust port.

by Sardie November 15, 2011

Tien

A boy who is ruthless with his words, always like to say it how it is. When you're around him, you feel uneasy but his smile just makes you want to hug him forever. Body of a beetole, but careful! He is not afraid to take you on!
A sexy creature, who is loyal once he knows you are on his side. Loved by many if you know him well, and is the shy book worm type, a bit selfish but will give you sections of the newspaper to share. But beware he may have sweaty hands!

Tien says: If I say I'm going do it then I will, actions speak louder than words.

Awww Tien you so coote!

by Tinkabeetole September 8, 2010