Russian Parking Ticket

To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.

Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.

by Scaryfedoraman August 13, 2011

Shit on my ticket

Ruin or screw up plans, day, etc....

I had plans to go to dinner with Ann until her boyfriend called and shit on my ticket.

by The Tucker September 17, 2015

have one's ticket punched

To be killed, or otherwise gotten rid of. From the practice of punching a hole in a ticket in order to cancel it.

Trotsky became a liability, so Stalin had his ticket punched.

It's a raw deal to have one's ticket punched the day before Christmas.

by Annabellastasia April 18, 2011

tricked out

Usually used to refer to a car that has some mods (modifications) on it to make it faster or better looking.

Daaaamn, thazz one tricked out beamer.

by N2k August 26, 2004

On my ticket

When a person uses his/her guest pass for a friend or aquaintance who does not attend that particular school. Is usually used for dances, such as Prom or Homecoming.

Guy 1: "Dude, I want to go to prom so I can hook up, but I don't go to that school anymore!"
Guy 2: "Hey, you can go on my ticket, but you have to be my wingman.
Guy 1: "Deal. But no fat chicks."

by punkbass_20x6 July 13, 2006

Nigger Ticket

A ticket or citation issued to a black man for being in a white neighborhood or area.

Black people are constantly issued nigger tickets for driving through the suburbs. Get tinted windows.

by Niggasaurus Rex October 24, 2007

The Big Ticket

Nick-name for Kevin Garnet

See Also: MVP

The Big Ticket is on fire it's no wonder why he's the MVP

by Jesus Pimp October 28, 2004