Montana Tree Stand

Developed by hunters in Montana, this technique involves sitting on you're buddy's shoulders, but crotch to face. This offers a stable platform for getting a giraffe's view of your surroundings when the landscape is barren and flatter than a witch's tit. Though primarily used for hunting in open prairie, the Montana Tree Stand Is also practical for hay fields and Rascal Flatts concerts.

Using the Montana Tree Stand, with his taint securely anchored to his Hank's face, Bubba was able to spot a herd of antelope on the horizon.

by Ginger Jason Bourne January 23, 2019

Abud/treebud

Possibly the biggest queer you know. His sarcasm and retarded comments are unmatched by the competition.

Wow that kid is being such a Abud/treebud.

Biggest Queer of the century, possibly Abud/treebud.

by Getridoftreebud69 November 23, 2019

fucking around the christmas tree

Taking too long to do something.

We were getting ready to go to the pub but johnno was fucking around the christmas tree doing his hair..

by TAMZANARIAN April 24, 2016

Tree City

City of Beacon, NY

Located in the northern suburbs of NYC in Downstate NY (Dutchess / Putnam County Border). Population of around 20,000 people.

Beacon Projects Reping:
Forrestal Heights Federal Projects, South Davies Terrace State Projects, Tompkins Terrace State Projects, Hamiltan Fish Federal Projects, and Meadow Ridge State Projects.

Where u at?

"Tree City Kid, by da burgh and PK"

by Finch31 April 30, 2005

Cali Tree

Exceptional marijuana grown from the medicinal weed state of California. Cali tree in comparison to any other states tree (with the exception of Maui Wowie) will romp any other TCH heavy weed. Even low quality Cali Tree will be more potent then some of the best marijuana from other states. In theory this is due to the legalization of medical marijuana in the state and the many of the Cannabis colleges located within the state.

Damn Jordan, I need to get some of that Cali Tree ASAP! This Pennsylvania Reefer just isnt cutting it.

Cali Tree makes the highest quality cookies... get it? HIGHest quality.

Kid Cudi was spittin about that Cali Tree, i think we should take a trip to the golden state.

by You Just Lost The Game, Haha October 27, 2010

Tree Octopus

God's way of telling us that humanity is fucked.

Teacher: Okay, Grade fives, look at this website. *shows website, 'Save the
Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus'* Is this animal real?
All Students: Yes! Let's go catch tree octopi now - ajsdhakjsdbajbdk!

by Discosauras Rexorus July 15, 2011

Your Family Tree LGBT

The 4th and final level of the ‘your mom gay’ insult. This triumphs over any other insult such as ‘your dad lesbian’ or ‘your grandpap a trap’. Once these words have been said half the Earth crumbles, the recipient instantly dissolves, and any person past, present and future related to the recipient are eaten first-hand by Satan himself. This insult defies time and exisntce, and tears a hole through all we know as reality.

Jesse: Your mom gay lol
Jason: (takes it to the next level) Your grandpap a trap
Jesse: (on his knees, uses his trump card) Your Family Tree LGBT
Jason: *the world is crushed flat and everything and anything that has ever existed are erased from existence

by Professor ALilBo April 7, 2018