transact

A crap word sometimes used by snapperheads to make themselves sound intellectual, rather than using one of the many other more generally accepted alternatives like "process" or even "do".

the bank failed to transact my transfer

by snaptacular August 4, 2007

eternal transfer

Medical term used to describe where a patient goes after they die and leave the hospital.

Mr Jones has had an eternal transfer to the celestial care unit.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

transface

When a transgender character in a movie or television show is portrayed by a non-transgender man or woman. Considered to be offensive by most transgender people, analogous to blackface portrayals of African-American people.

"I like that British mini-series "Hit & Miss," even though the main character was in transface."
"Really, that was a transgender woman?"
"No, it was a cisgender woman in transface."

by magickalsummer October 5, 2013

File Transfer

A sexual act for 2 homosexual men.
Pre-Requisite: One of the men must have a long scrotum. This will be Guy #1.

Guy #1 squats above Guy #2 facing his feet, both men completely naked. Guy #2 wraps Guy #1's scrotal sack around Guy #2's erect penis, holding it in place with a free hand. Guy #1 defecates on Guy #2's stomach, as Guy #2 simultaneously urinates upward and into the mouth of Guy #1, who begins to "catch" and drink Guy #2's urine stream. During this process, Guy #2 may also place his hand on/within the fecal matter accumulating on his stomach.

GUY #1: "Initiating File Transfer."
GUY#2: "Uhhnnngghh..."

by ExpertTexpert January 25, 2011

Tankfart

The air pressure you hear released from your car's gas tank as you take off the cap off.

My car had the biggest tankfart ever after sitting in that garage for several weeks!

by Damien Dumpling October 5, 2013

transaction pending

A) Often used to help adjust behaviour. Not said verbally but in text.
2.) after purchasing something you may see "transaction pending" on the register

A) Hey bro can I drink some of your vodka
B) Hell no thats mine
A) Transaction Pending. ...

by breadnbetter December 11, 2016

transfabetically

like in alphabetical order, but goes on to countable infinity past the cardinality of the natural numbers

Mary: Hey Bob, I just got 1 more guest into my infinite hotel. What should I do?
Bob: Just order them transfabetically and the problem will solve itself

by Mobius Stripper September 11, 2018