Toledo Torpedo

The act of wearing a condom, covering it in hot sauce, then covering it with another condom. The hot sauce acts as a warning alarm, so if either party starts to burn, you know that a condom has broken and you should stop.

1:"Man, I was 25 minutes into a Toledo Torpedo with this chick when she starting talking about an STD and burning feelings. Told her not to worry, we were extra safe.

by Rilesfincham April 18, 2021

zucchini_tortellini.cos

Owner of a fat voluptuous earth quake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god

“Damn zucchini_tortellini.cos sure is the Owner of a fat voluptuous earthquake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god”

I didn’t wanna put that it forced me

by ur mom sucks my nuts June 22, 2021

Human torpedo

When a person is ejected from a car during a wreck and walks away from it after flying like a torpedo through the air

Did you hear about Bruce and he pulled the human torpedo

by Bryce Giori January 10, 2022

Tesco torpedo

The item you purchase when you can't afford Lockheed's torpedo prices

"Was that Warhead?" "No, that was a Tesco torpedo"

by BlameXeno June 6, 2023

Chupa my tortellini

A generalized sexual inuendo

You want to chupa my tortellini?

by Ddawg747 October 30, 2020

Torpedo

An uncircumcised dick that is long but not thick.

Get rid of your torpedo and go get a head.

by Isaak D April 1, 2009

Land Torpedo

Term for an Arab. In reference to suicide bombers.

Fuckin' land torpedos keep blowin' themselves up!

by Harry Kuntz May 9, 2005