Taint Nugget

Small to medium sized ball of what might have at one time been sweaty lint, but is now a combination of lint, sweat, grundle sauce, and dead skin cells. This ball is found in the hairs growing from the taint.

I was washing the back of my nutsack and found a few taint nuggets.

by Lowel Roffel July 23, 2009

taint

its that lil flap of skin between your balls and ass, or your pussy and ass everyone has one
It taint ass and it taint pussy

anyone have some vagisil for my taint

by supalude October 5, 2006

Taint Pirate

A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.

Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!

by Spanky4679 April 9, 2006

5% tint

Darkest tints availabe. Mean tints to put on any car, ridiculously dark, so dark you can't even see inside the window. 35% is average, then the lower percentage it goes, the darker it is.

Mike Jones : 5% tints so you can't see up in my window.

by darkmyst May 11, 2006

Taint Strangle

An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.

I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.

by Brandon T. P. October 1, 2008

smelly taint

noun. - The oily residue left on one's fingers after one drags them across said taint, grundle, or area under the scrotum sack. Often foul smelling in nature, but like a fart, is often best enjoyed by the owner.

I continually scrape my smelly taint and cannot stop sniffing my fingers. It's so bad...yet so good

by Chodemuffins August 23, 2011

taint

The area between the ass and the scrotum. It is called "Taint" because it Taint your ass and it Taint your nuts!

His taint was mildly sore from the chaffing of his dance belt.

by Don C May 31, 2005