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Back to school shits

When it comes time to go back to school and your very nervous, so you get the shits badly.
"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"
by null793 September 25, 2015
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you got to be shitting me

1. Another way of saying you got to be kidding me.

2. A way to show that you are angry while something bad just happened to you.

3. A way to say that you are amazed by something and you don't believe it.
1. Austin: Tophs cock is several miles long (flassid)

Jeremy: you got to be shitting me!

2. Skyler: put on your seat belt

Walt Jr. : you got to be shitting me!

Another version of the phrase;
'You got to be dicking me!'
by DUWBAT October 27, 2013
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you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
by LCNeko December 30, 2015
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pray to Jesus shits

Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus
Bruh, I just had one of those pray to Jesus shits
by YaboyNick2019 July 5, 2019
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you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.
Really dude, you got to be shitting me.
by AwesomeTed123 May 15, 2015
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to the shitter

When something's capacity is met. Full to the maximum amount. No more room is available (westie slang ie western suburbs, sydney)
by akbah September 18, 2006
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