tinker doob

a tiny joint

friend: “Yoo that’s a tiny doob”
Me: “Yea bro it’s a Tinker doob, it’s enough for me to smoke myself”

by k0dak! May 11, 2022

tinder sauce

Semem from a male

I had tinder sauce jizzed in my face.

by Jizzygyal January 31, 2023

mo tinker

a badass word for kids under 6

"you see those mo tinkers"

by firmne July 9, 2006

toilet tinder

The act of playing the ever-popular Tinder picture swiping game while on toilet. Clearly, one of the best times to play Tinder. Swipe, then wipe.

Damn, these hemorrhoids! I've been playing Toilet Tinder far too long tonight!!

by mindfkr December 12, 2014

Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 6, 2015

tainterbell

1: the mythical being responsible for that tingly feeling between your anus and genitals.
2: someone who, when caught having stolen one of your possessions, can't decide whether to be a dick or an ass about the situation.

"I've been graced by the tainterbells."

by jooojers December 20, 2008

Tinder Bitch

The one girl out 1000 that is both hot enough and willing to be your long term fuckbuddy. Basically, the epitamy of gold on tinder. Sloppy, Dirty, Slutty gold....

Guy1- "Dude how'd it go with that chick you met on tinder?"
Guy2- "You have no idea... We did everything. She's my tinder bitch now!"
Guy1- "i'm... I'm proud of you..."

by Gucci_mang October 8, 2015