ticket clipper

Someone (often a middleman) who appears to provide a service (but does not) and charges you a fee.

Examples:
1. Ticketmaster gouging you with fees for printing out a ticket to the event you booked at home.
2. Job recruiters who take your information and use it to apply to jobs publicly posted online by a company.
3. A mortgage broker who offers a standard product that you could have found on your own with ease and adds his commission

Origin: Possibly the finance and superannuation community in Australia.

"The current system is great for the funds themselves, and for the many rent seekers and ticket clippers in the superannuation sector. "

by JimTheMerchant April 3, 2020

Tickturd

Tickturd literally means a ticks turd, as such when used in a sentence to insult, it infers that the person is a little shit.

Now hear this you tickturd, when I catch you I'm gonna bust your ass.

by Alpha Male March 24, 2021

The Ticket Angels

The Ticket Angels are a unique service that saves people money from parking tickets. By signing up with this subscription service you have the ability to be given a text message, phone call, or knock on your door whenever you are at risk of receiving a parking ticket.

As of July 7th, 2010, The Ticket Angels have saved nearly $15,000 for their neighbors.

A "Ticket Angel" is one who saves a person from a parking ticket. Through various means of notifying that person a head of time a Ticket Angel keeps money in your pocket.

"If it weren't for The Ticket Angels calling me to move my car I would have definitely gotten a parking ticket".

by Harvey Bones July 10, 2010

Jew Ticket

I false ticket (Ex. Receipt or small piece of paper) placed under a windshield to trick a law enforcement officer or ticket maid into thinking you already have a ticket.

“Can you put a Jew ticket under the windshield”

by Silent NC December 30, 2020

Clicking Meal Ticket

What you are when you run out of ammo in a zombie survival game. The sound of the gun clicking brings all the zombies forth. It's their dinner bell. This is incredibly problematic when at higher levels in Call of Duty: Nazi Zombies. All you can do is run in fear as your empty chamber clicks away.

Random 12 year-old: Shit man, Fuck. Im out of damn ammo.
Mature Adult: Hahaha. You are now a Clicking Meal Ticket!

by Soreru September 18, 2014

my meal ticket

The Career or Careers that will make you financial gain. The Career that will put food on your table.

Making Beats is my meal ticket.

by Webster's Younger Brother March 28, 2017

Dumb nigga lottery ticket

When you think you win the lottery but you a dumb fuck and you earn half of what you paid

Ex:
"Ay bruh I just won the- fuck me I'm such a dumb nigga lottery ticket"

by Bruh momento numero dos May 15, 2019