dry picker

Someone who picks out their clothes from the dryer machine because they refuse to fold them.

*Friend 1 opens dryer and looks for clothes*

Friend 2: Why don't you just fold your laundry?

Friend 1: Because this is just easier to find the clothes I want.

Friend 2: You're such a dry picker, just fold them!

by Joe Bowlcut April 12, 2020

jake pickering

Jake Pickering is a lovable person with a enormous penis that can reach to the sun and pleasure your mother form the other room he has brown hair

Man, Jake Pickering is awesome. H his penis is amazing

by MrMargarine6911 April 15, 2018

Wrinkle-Picker

1) A person that is attracted to much older people, similar to the way a 'chubby chaser' goes for "larger" people;

2) someone who has little to do other than pick at the wrinkles on their genitals, refers to unemployed people;

3) pointy shoes.

1) that wrinkle-picker is going after my grandma;

2) he's unemployed, what a wrinkle-picker

3) I love your wrinkle-pickers: so 80's

by arui March 19, 2009

butt picker

A loser who mooches off of others until his/her times runs out. See also "couch surfer". Butt pickers lack any sort of motivation. Some are sociopaths, true users, but most are lazy indolent types who seek out helping hands to screw over. Get a life, butt pickers.

Although he was a talented carpenter, Johnny was too lazy to find a steady job, and instead chose to lounge around as a butt picker, watching the TV and eating the food of whoever bought his sorry stories.

by tuftskins May 22, 2010

cherry picker

1. When you scratch your balls so much that they crack and start to bleed.
2. When you finger a girl when she's on her period.

Dude, I was scratching my balls a lot last night and I darn gave myself a cherry picker.

Jenna and I where about to have intercourse but I found out that she was on her period, so I just gave her a cherry picker.

by DYLANNNNNNNNNNNN. August 30, 2008

fruit picker

Filthy Mexican that jumped the border and despite learning english was still able to get a low paying job.

That filthy fruit picker swam over here from Mexico.

by KC July 24, 2003

blueberry picker

A migrant worker who spends all his/ her days picking blueberry's in Hammonton NJ.

A Hispanics persons only job "blueberry picker".

Welcome to America, NOW GET TO WORK YOU DIRTY BLUE BERRY PICKER!

by somanking June 10, 2011