Hand Job Soup

Hand Job Soup; When a man spends a minimum of 24 hours doing nothing more then jerking off and collecting his cum in his empty roman noodle soup bowl.

Guy: Yo bro whats up?

Bro: nothing to much just been on my couch all day cooking.

Guy: Yo Say what? Cooking on your couch?

Bro: yeah man just been smacking it all day and shooting my loads in a bowl.

Guy: AHH man I was busy making hand job soup all last week for my bitch to eat ahhhahaha!

by Somanking June 10, 2011

Furry Fighter

When A hard pice of shit is stuck on your ass hair and you have to fight it off.

AH Crap... I got a furry fighter.... Ill be out in a minute

by Somanking June 10, 2011

blueberry picker

A migrant worker who spends all his/ her days picking blueberry's in Hammonton NJ.

A Hispanics persons only job "blueberry picker".

Welcome to America, NOW GET TO WORK YOU DIRTY BLUE BERRY PICKER!

by somanking June 10, 2011