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The Thing That One Finds

A science fiction story appearing on Apr 13, 2015 based on the exchanges with Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon. Their followers were using articles from the moron magnet and the Piss Drinking Bastard to refute the publisher of The Ethereal Gazette as Cradle of Filth's social network got a ringside seat at the controversy he invoked engaging the Uneducated Huskster. It made it's emergence on FictionPress.com with a low key word of mouth as it was trolled by factions in the industry using the author's respective screen names over the years. It's noted for using a thesis that picked apart "Dr." Kent Hovind's pseudo-academia as it revisits the first science fiction short story in passing as noted it also cited the Forbes article on "Dr." Kent Hovind.
The short story, The Thing That One Finds, is often mistaken for Real Person Fiction in a fanfiction sense when it's written in a vein similar to The Onion or The Babylon Bee but based on actual research from the findings he did about Hovind and the reverse research of his first science fiction outing also on FictionPress.com. It's based on his retorts of the Young Earth Creationists as they were pissed he revealed he's a Theistic Evolutionist as he was quiet about having an old earth view as a teenager.
by illinoishorrorman February 12, 2018
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not sure about that one chief

this is a saying used when one doesn’t agree with what someone else is saying.. hense the sarcasm in the word “chief”
person 1: “you think i’m hot, don’t you?”
person 2: “errr... not sure about that one chief”
by ilovesugardaddies19 December 7, 2020
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You stupid for that one

Generally a way to give props without full acknowledgment, used in situations where a joke has just been told however the idea of the joke is so out there that it is unexpected however still funny

It is heard a lot more in ghetto areas not so much on the internet
:I don't like her but she wanted my sausage so I took her to the wienerschnitzel

:Bro you stupid for that one lmfao
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(Predicate.) Smurf Smurf Smurf hours. Flirt flirt and this clerk clerk know you’re actually say were no purple socks Yolo. yo dumb
Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.

Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now
by KG&GB May 18, 2021
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Can’t do that one

Out of your mind; unable to do; a person an/or thing that goes to far or must have expected something
“You want me to pay for your food? Nahh can’t do that one
by QuickStreetSmar May 26, 2022
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I'll give you that one

A phrase commonly used by homeless Sri Lankan baboon men to show that they need to participate in the sexual art of foreplay to introduce the commencement into sexual intercourse.
Hannah: So are you gonna start or what?
Kavin: Easy there, I'll give you that one first.
by Pidgeon-Sloth August 10, 2022
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Sorry I don't know that one

Something your amazon echo says when she can't answer a simple question, albeit claiming to be "the very model of digital intelligence". She even says it when you are telling her to do something and not asking her.
Me: Echo, play Blinding Lights by The Weeknd.
Echo: Sorry I don't know that one.
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