the holy emo trinity religion

It's a religion made on the app amino, it has every step done to be a real religion, except the legal parts of it of course.

It has 8 deadly sins, a history and band members of, not only the emo Trinity, but other "emo" bands such as paramore as different things (like geesus( gerard way as jesus), beetan (brendon urie as satan), ryan ross the sun, pete wentz is the Lord and saviour of eyeliner and many more.

Here is the 8 deadly sins:
1. G note without warning

2. Saying ryden isnt/wasn't a thing
3. Disrespecting the holy emo trinity

4. Mention March 22 2013 unless it's March 22
5. homophobia

6. Saying frerard isnt/wasn't a thing
7. Disrespecting geesus (you shall never doubt his power)
8. Making fun of beebos forehead if it's not joke.

go to the amino app and join 'the holy emo trinity religion' amino.

Person 1: Wow have you heard about this app called amino?
Person 2: yeah the holy emo trinity religion is the best amino on there for sure.

by Lauraclara July 4, 2017

The Holy Trinity

Wallet, phone, and keys.

"Cite the Holy Trinity before you leave the house: wallet, phone, and keys."

by Jacktup24/7 September 15, 2018

the holy trinity oak park

hooking up with someone from oak park & river forest high school, fenwick, and trinity during your high school years.

i’m so close to completing the holy trinity oak park!

by wjdichevwvndichsv April 2, 2019

Holy Emo Trinity

The Holy Emo Trinity consists of three “emo” bands; My Chemical Romance, Panic! at the disco and Fall Out Boy. Sometimes people may include Twenty Øne Piløts, making it the emo quartet.

a: hey do you listen to the holy emo trinity?
b: no.. but i listen to tøp

by gwhizz138 April 8, 2019

Pulling a Trinity

be a bitch and dont stop

Sally: “you’re being a bitch”
Billy: “Well that’s ok because you’ve been one for 10 months”
Sally: “Okay i’ll actually be one then”
Billy: “Stop pulling a Trinity”

by H e y December 13, 2021

Denying the Trinity

The family of sex positions in which the bottom is penetrated anally and orally but not vaginally, typically somewhat roughly.

"When all but three had left, the group concluded the evening's ritual by Denying the Trinity."

by loweffortcenobite May 4, 2022

The holy trinity of bullshit

An expression when three occurrences of fucked up shit is happening in one’s life.

Dude 1: Hey man, you seem down. What’s going on?

Dude 2: Yeah I am! My truck broke down, girlfriend is pregnant and I’m out of cigarettes!

Dude 1: Fuck, it seems like you’ve encountered the holy trinity of bullshit!

by 202cm2 June 13, 2022