whipped testicle

The moment when cum drips to the testicles making a whipped cream effect

My friend and I made a whipped testicle last night. It was a good time.

by maxramage150 December 30, 2021

A Left Testicle Decision

To Make a Choice using knowledge not from you Brain, Dick or Right Testicle, but making the choice from Knowledge from you Left Gonad. This Decision is usually something dumb as fuck like Date Rape or Wearing Socks and Sandals.

Harry: I think I should Get a Donald Trump Cut!
Bennie: Harry you dumb fucking cowpuncher, Stop Making such A Left Testicle Decision!

by The Ass Reaper March 31, 2015

im missing all 3 testicles

This is a phrase made by a pure genius it’s what you when you busted 3 nuts into your dads anal cavity and forces him to break his back so you then stick your penis into an orange and ejaculate immensely

Dude last weekend was lit Im missing all 3 testicles now because of it

by 39 year old feminist January 11, 2018

play soccer with my testicles

When the monsters behind the blue fence get horny and decide they want to play soccer.

Hey, watch out for that blue fence. The one time the monsters behind that fence got so horny that they decided to play soccer with my testicles.

by Ballistic573 December 21, 2020

testicle tea

testicle tea is a synonym for semen.

how bout a nice big glass of testicle tea?

by M Chambers December 11, 2006

testicleburger

a woman who pussy whips a man

Matt is so pussy whiped by his girlfriend she is such a testicleburger

by lmxdurgex June 20, 2009

testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler

One who creates a funny feeling in another's scrotum by lightly tickling said subject's testicles.

She goes far beyond just giving good head or a great handjob. That girl's a straight testicle ticklin' scrotum scrambler.

by Nickdawgus May 11, 2006