Drunk Teching

while drunk, sending out emails, drunk dials, Facebooking, texting, and uploading crazy pics, all from your smartphone.

Better keep your phone in the car before you hit the bar, You don't wanna do any drunk teching tonite.

by JuicedupGeek August 4, 2010

Teching

A code-name or nickname for the act of having sex.

Dani: What'd you and Justin do last night?
Brittany: We teched.

Justine: Were you and Bryan teching on Prom?
Dani: totally ;)

by SV Soccer August 17, 2008

techium

The leetest person of them all.

Techium is teh leet.

by tech-e-um September 8, 2004

Teching

the act of using any form of electronic device, specifically something on the internet.

Mom: Come in here it's dinnertime!

You: Can't, I'm busy teching.

by SadSally33 January 7, 2012

technetium

Smeagol or anything that has to do with smeagol

Smeagol drives the Smeegmobile

by Hoo Haa March 17, 2004

Teching

To improve ones technique in some form of activity through the act of focused and sustained self-observation (and may be aided by use of tools such as shooting cell-phone video footage of one’s self)

You must be your own best tech if you want to improve.

I’m teching myself with footage I’ve shot with my phone.

by INDISCIPLINE May 23, 2018

Techneck

The fanbase of Virginia Tech (aka V.P.I.). Most of whom suffer from a disproportional self-image disorder manifesting itself with a puffery of their status in the world of college athletics and the academic standing of their university in general. The university is located in the southwestern rural reaches of the Commonwealth of Virginia.

Man, the Hoos laid a beatdown on their Techneck cousins to the south last Saturday.

by TDIV September 1, 2008