Tattooed tears

Tattoos that look like tears under your right eye that show that you killed someone

To all my niggaz facin sixty years, sheddin
tattooed tears - tupac

by Demqr1 February 15, 2010

tattools

(n)equipment and instruments used by tattoo artists to create tattoos

"Big Tony definitely has the largest tattool collection I have seen. His tattools allow him to meet the requests of all types of ink freaks."

by Mikey DaLux January 14, 2009

tattoo bitch

When you and a friend make a pledge to get matching tattoos together.

Lara: Hey Hamish, I think it would a great idea if we were to get matching tattoos of the KFC logo on our bum cheeks!
Hamish: That's a great idea!

Lara: Instead of being my bottom bitch you can be my tattoo bitch

by chexxa November 7, 2012

Tattoo Porn

It's a known fact that people with tattoos fuck better. Someone with cool tattoos who is also in shape is the sexual equivalent of chocolate. It needs to become a new category on www.PornHub.com.

Duane Thomas Denoi is tattoo porn.

by little punk August 29, 2012

tattouche bag

One who is a total asshole idiot and is covered with tattoos. They also possess many of the same qualities of a douche bag.

See douche bag for more information.

Alison: "Dude, that guy over there with the tattoos is super hot!"

Dani: "Ew, I know him. He's a complete tattouche bag."

by not very katie like October 8, 2008

mushroom tattoo

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...

by seamus October 9, 2003

Penis Sword Tattoo

A sword tattoo, that most people get down there spine; Between their shoulder blades. So, that when you wear a shirt the handle slightly sticks out and gives the illusion that there is a penis tattoo on the back of your neck. We would advise you to get that fixed. Don't get lice.

"Hey Jim, I didn't know you were gay."
"I'm not, Bob, it's a sword I got when I was smashed."
"Well Jim, my old lady and I would call that a penis sword tattoo."
"No way. Really?"
"Oh yeah, man."
"Oh, umm, I need to fix it so..."
"Wanna get some drinks?"
"Yeah."

by The Panchoco's May 1, 2010