Formerly, a country with great weather, geographically beautiful, and with a hospitable, beautiful people. Too bad limeys had to go ruin it with alcohol and syphilis.
Person 1: Hey, what's Tahiti like?
Person 2: It used to be one of the nicest countries in the world, but now it's a tourist attraction where capitalist pigs pay the small group of surviving natives to perform so-called "traditional" dances, acting like they enjoy it. And of course the idiotic tourists, many of whom's ancestors helped reduce the population from over 125,000 all the way down to around 6,000 over the course of a few years.
Person 2: It used to be one of the nicest countries in the world, but now it's a tourist attraction where capitalist pigs pay the small group of surviving natives to perform so-called "traditional" dances, acting like they enjoy it. And of course the idiotic tourists, many of whom's ancestors helped reduce the population from over 125,000 all the way down to around 6,000 over the course of a few years.
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