twat

To have left a message on Twitter.

Wow, that was so incredibly dull I nearly twat.

by Doctor Lard April 15, 2009

twat

An enthusiastic user of twitter

There are a lot of twats at Glasto this year.

by hieronymo44 June 24, 2011

Twat

Someone who excessively uses the popular social networking site, "Twitter". Also, someone who talks excessively of twittering tweets on Twitter, or uses other obnoxious words like Tweeple, Tweetup or Twictionary.

My Twitterati friends and I have been on Twitter way longer than you, Twerp.

That makes you a Twat, right?

by The (other) One March 15, 2009

twat

The past tense of the verb "to twitter"

"I twat my friend yesterday."

by jake5253 June 15, 2009

twat

pregenant fish or just a complete fucking idiot

my fish is a stupid twat!

by jackmears January 6, 2007

twat

1. n. A surprisingly, but not impressively unclean vagina. May be the effect of one or more sexually transmitted diseases or failure to clean and/or maintain during menstruation.

2. n. A casual or joking form of cunt.

As I wisped away the self-acclaimed virgin's pants, I was both disappointed and enlightened, for I instantly sensed a twat.

by Evan Flory January 31, 2007

twat

The past tense of tweet.

"Did you see what I twat?"
"What's your Twitter username?"

by pingponggamer August 22, 2014