glasto

A short form for the term Glastonbury festival, "the largest greenfield music and performing arts festival in the world."

Are you going to Glasto this year? It's going to be fucking great.

by Athena Kay July 5, 2004

Neo-Gastonism

An inherently right wing three point political ideology based on the tenants practiced by Gaston in The Beauty and the Beast.
1) Women Can’t Read
2) We eat a lot of eggs
3) We beat the shit out of furries

Low IQ Retard: Are you seriously suggesting that women can’t read, sexist??!!

Based High IQ Gastonist: Yes, because it’s so true. Neo-Gastonism is the future.

by Doyle-Gastonist Nationalism August 14, 2021

Neo-Gastonist

A man practicing the life-example of Disney Beauty and the Beast’s Gaston. There are three main pillars to Neo-Gastonism: 1. Women can’t read. 2. You must eat a lot of eggs. 3. You must beat up furries.

“Wow, that man just ate twelve eggs while preventing a women access to a library run by furries, He must be a Neo-Gastonist.”

by PurpleJimmy August 15, 2021

glassoles

A person walking around with Google Glass taking random pictures of people adding them to any social media network for their own kicks.

pictures random Google Glass glassoles

by sugarfree April 14, 2014

Gastonk

Gastonk is the ship name of the best gay couple of this modern day. These two robust and beautiful guys make the perfect couple when referring to perfect and picturesque partners.

The couple consists of Kronk from ‘The Emperor’s New Groove’ and Gaston from ‘Beauty And The Beast’

Omg Gastonk is my most favourite gay power couple of this decade!

by Groovy Tunes April 30, 2020

Glasgow kiss

A headbutt

“Do yue want to get a Glasgow kiss, *tsk* da fuac I ain’t uglahy ! you are fouckin uglahy€!”

by Hshdbfhfnfbbfby February 2, 2019

glasgow kiss

A headbutt. Within Glasgow itself the term 'Gorbals kiss' is often used, referring to the most dangerous area of Glasgow. It is hypothesised that within Gorbals it is known as a Crown Street kiss; and on Crown Street it is called a Number 73 kiss; and at Number 73 it is known as Steve's kiss. Steve, however, calls it whatever the fuck he wants to.

Love ain't like the movies
it blisters and bruises
and knocks you about with its fists
It Leaves you a wreckage
all postaged and packaged
and sealed with a Glasgow kiss
- Sealed With A Glasgow Kiss, Carter USM.

by J. Z. Knuckles September 1, 2008