Toffee appleing

The act of sticking your thumb up your own asshole

Last night my mum caught me toffee appleing!

by Joelad84 October 19, 2016

Butter Toffee

When you are having buttsex, cum in her butt, pull out, then proceed to fall asleep before cleaning up. In the morning, she sucks the cum-crusty doodoo butter off your dick and it gets stuck in her teeth like toffee always does. That cum-crusty doodoo butter is butter toffee.

Yo... I had some butter toffee this morning and I cannot get it out of my teeth. I tried brushing and everything.

by ImFCKD January 28, 2017

Toffee

A coffee done with few powder, weak enough to look (and tastes) more like tea.

Hey, I made u some coffee!

Thx, but i think u mean toffee.

by Caffein September 28, 2008

toffee

Extremely camp president of ipwned.com.

Imagine the bastard love child of Big Gay Al and Boy George.

Spends his time being harrassed on IRC and MSN by the CEO of ipwned.

Toffee - I'm not gay mother fucker, I fancy (insert female).
dxd - You're as gay as the fucking village people, now shut up and iron my trousers.
Toffee - OMG k. >:(

by dxd June 25, 2004

Toffee dodger

When a woman refuses sexual intercourse with a male for any reason such as crusty penis or she is a lesbian.

Woman 1: did you have sex with marvin last night.

Woman 2: No his penis was all crusty.

Woman 1: Eww, so you successfully dodged his Toffee

Woman 2: Yeah im a proffessional toffee dodger to the MAX

by jimmythehat1234 June 14, 2011

Toffee

That politically incorrect beverage originating from adding coffee to your partly brewed cup of tea. Usually prepared in the morning, whilst still half asleep, toffee is yet to hit the supermarket shelves.

well, you can imagine my plutz as I took a large mouthful of what I expected to be coffee, but it turned out to be toffee..and I had used the last of the sugar!

by craigie August 22, 2007

Toffacon

Toffee bacon.
Streaky bacon covered in brown sugar and baked in oven resulting in toffee covered bacon and a by-product of bacon infused toffee remnants on baking tray. Great in sandwiches, with pancakes and waffles, and au naturale.

The doctor said I had to stop eating toffacon.

by Grannypash November 16, 2006