throat punch in the dick

An attack that involves a throat punch that is delivered to the dick instead of the throat. It's so deadly and incomprehensible to normal humans that you can't even understand it.

Person 1: Dude where's Keith? I haven't seen him in a week.

Person 2:He got a throat punch in the dick, he'll be in the hospital for a while, he needs ball replacement surgery.

Person 1:Dude that sucks.

by FancyCharizard December 13, 2014

Throat Goat

A professional meat slopper

Example 1: Dude Billie is the fuckin throat goat, i'm gettin the pussy next time, fuck it.

Example 2: Yo, Tommy Sucked off both me and Xavi this morning. He's a fuckin throat goat bro

by junglefever74 September 14, 2023

Throat testicle

Synomym for the body part the "adam's apple"

The black belt in karate ripped out the man's throat testicle with ease.

by SuperAwsomeMonkeyPants May 17, 2010

Throat fannypack

A very large double chin. Almost making the person look like a pelican with the huge scoop throat.

Check out her double chin! It looks like a throat fannypack!

by newyorkkk April 28, 2011

Throat Killa

Bunk, shwaggy, disgusting, throat-hurting ganja. May be abbreviated to "TK".

That was some grimy-ass throat killa weed, my dude.

by SoundBite Tyrone January 2, 2012

Throat Poker

A long penis that pokes the back of the throat during oral sex.

I totally throat fucked my bitch with my throat poker and she loved it.

by Argg February 14, 2012

Throat bagging

(verb) - A term used to describe the action of dangling one's testicle into the throat of a willing recipient while the other man-grape stretches across the chin and onto the opposing side, completing the hideous circle.

Dude, smell that guy's breath. Do you think he was throat bagging last night???

Lucy looks like she could take a good throat bag.

by GoatBagger February 14, 2012