Pop Tart Napalm

When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.

Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!

by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011

guitar tart

Somebody who desires every guitar that they see.

'Wow, look at that axe, I've got to have one of them'. 'Liza, You're such a guitar tart'

by Johnny X-Ray March 8, 2008

Town tart

Local “slut” kinda like the song Run around Sue describes.

“Oh, her? Yeah she’s the town tart”

by Bluebear1 May 9, 2018

man tart

a man who flaunts themselves sexually and is considered to be promiscuous or receives compensation for sexual favors.

Jen: did you see that guy winking at me, he said he'd make it "worth my while" if i went home with him!!
Britt: ugh, he's such a man tart!!!!

by inanaeroplane February 9, 2010

ice tart

A girl who goes to hockey games just to be a slut.Ice tarts have slept with atleast half of the hockey team and dream of sleeping with the rest of them.
puck bunny

Jan, the ice tart, waited after the game so she could bang the rest of the team.

by Jo December 29, 2004

pop-tart roulette

This happens when multiple boxes of pop-tarts are opened and dumped out. Because they don't say the flavor on the individual packet, you are forced to gamble on which one you get.

Guy #1: I got hot fudge sundae, I wanted cinnamon roll.
Guy #2: Nobody wins at pop-tart roulette.

by Neakers September 12, 2009

Twat tart

Adrian
Also called a dickbag

He’s such a twat tart, reminds me of Adrian

by Skeebs March 11, 2019