shaved

A term used in the auto tuning world to describe the removal of door handles.

my hot azz ride iz bagged, slammed, AND shaved yo

by Dude I Forgot June 29, 2004

saved by zero

The excrutiating pain of being raped by a hungry grizzly bear.

"You look horrible today!"
"I know. I couldn't sleep at all. I was having nightmares about Saved By Zero all night."

by John Dago March 31, 2009

Shaved Lincoln

A sex act between two men that requires: Whip cream, a razor, and a five dollar bill. The act begins with your friend spraying the whip cream in your mouth till it's almost full, then he will take the razor and scrap all the whip cream out of your mouth, cutting your tongue open while doing so. He will then take the five dollar bill and place it on his penis, making sure that Lincoln's face is on the tip. The penis with the five dollar bill on it will then be inserted into the other man's bleeding mouth, soaking up the blood in the process.

"Would you like to try a Shaved Lincoln later?"

by BananaPajama June 22, 2013

Mango Shaved Ice

When you trick another person eating mango shaved ice that "mango shaved ice" has some sort of disgusting sexual connotation much like "strawberry shortcake" does, causing them to immediately stop.

Person A: Dude, are you aware that mango shaved ice is a sexual technique? It's even worse than strawberry shortcake! BEWARE OF THESE CONVOLUTED FOOD ITEMS.

Person B (Eating mango shaved ice): OMFGWTFBBQ *SPITS OUT EVERYTHING HE OR SHE IS EATING.*
Person A: :D

by RRondo April 4, 2010

Shaved-the-Goat

Verb: When a Male Diver hits the water at an unfortunate angle, resulting in severe pain in the testicles. Usually occuring during a dive when the feet enter the water first, leaving the genitals at a position which promotes vulnerability.

John: "Hey Dave why are you walking funny?"
Dave: "I just Shaved-the-Goat on that last dive."

by cooliestcat January 16, 2010

shaved the goat

Shaved the Goat
(A common high school expression slowly sprouting in Los Angeles.)
If a guy gets head from a girl, he has "shaved the goat". Thus in this expression, the girl's goat has been shaved. Although she is the one doing the action, it is her goat that has been shaved.

Did sheila do what I think she did to Mark in the car?
_Yeah, she got on her knees in front of him and he Shaved the Goat .

by Robyso May 30, 2006

shaved-bird meat

Someone that has little hair on their head and looks like a shaved bird.

Girl you should have left that weave in your head because now all that shaved-bird meat is showing.

I went to the hair salon get my shaved-bird meat weaved up.

by Antwon Davis July 20, 2006