sub hands

When your forelimb extremities become deliciously pleasant-smelling after eating a big, juicy, and meaty submarine sandwich fully-loaded with toppings and dressings.

Sub hands are often common to fat people, and individuals present with them are usually avoided by anorexic whores and gay dudes.

1) "I had a fucking amazing lunch earlier at Firehouse Subs, but now I'm constantly catching myself sniffing my aromatic sub hands."

2) Girl: "Rob is so sexy, but he always has sub hands. It's such a turn off."
Boy: "I couldn't agree more with you."

by Lot C January 5, 2011

sub snapping

Bitches that can't @ you but can post shit about you

Whys she sub snapping me @me bitch

by Victoria brown July 18, 2017

Sub Z3r0

Wannabe loser who thinks they are l33t for knowing what 1337 is.

Dude, you fail so hard at being l33t, you make Sub Z3r0 look like a programmer.

by TacticalFail June 26, 2007

Sub-Five

Any girl (or guy) who is valued as lower than a 5 in the hotness scale. Sub-Fives are usually referred to denote if a girl is acceptable to hook up with or not.

Friend 1: Dude, that girl you brought home last night better not have been a sub-five.

Friend 2: I don't fuck around with sub-fives, don't worry bro.

by CalDaddy May 10, 2014

sink the sub

This was great fun in high school. The rules were simple - you had to make the substitute teacher (the "sub") cry by the end of the class.

Dude, we just got to play sink the sub in geography. She went to the bottom in 10 minutes.

by Choda Boy 57 August 12, 2006

Sub-bot

An AI bot that subscribes to a social media channel when that social media channel is desperate for subscribers or is greedy for more subscribers.

Was that a sub-bot that just subscribed to you?

by Nostalgic 4 Disaster August 9, 2019

sub-defective

A person deemed so uncool and lame that they are below the loser level.

Joan: I'm already a sub-defective. Do you want me to become a toad next?

by OMFGitzREGINA September 30, 2008