Stress Napkin

A piece of paper, napkin or otherwise, used to absorb a load of jizz that a man produces when jerking off to relieve stress.

This has been a crappy day at work. I'm going to grab some stress napkins, go to the bathroom, and have some alone time.

by knightsofsesquipedalia March 17, 2015

stress nest

Referring to one's place of overbearing worry and exhaustion. Often used during trying times. i.e. workspace, libraries, jail, households and classrooms

I can't go back to Cassie's party, that place is a total stress nest right now.

by MediumMike February 16, 2017

Stress

Math. School. Life. Everything has stress and there is no escaping it, no matter what you do.

Sorry, sucker. Stress is not something you can escape.

by Cinashio June 8, 2018

Stressbox

Person in jail who is tripping on stuff he can do nothing about, thus further upseting himself.

I will tell you what homes, that dude turns into a stressbox everytime he talks to his old lady on the phone. Jail is not his cup of tea i guess, lets rape him for being such a trip case and fucking off our program.

by Smokey-Joe February 11, 2019

stressmare

A stressful dream that is not quite a nightmare

“I had a stressmare last night. Nothing went right no matter how hard I tried”

by Fatigue October 25, 2020

Stressed_TM

a constant state being after finding out that you got ADHD

Person1: "yk Stressed_TM?"
Person2: "Yeah, wish i didnt"

by 1l1umi July 11, 2021

Stressrentner

Jemand im Rentner Alter, häufig leicht rassistisch, homophob und schiebt es auf seine Religion. Catchphrases: “Ich bin zwar kein Rassist ABER…”, “Früher war das nicht so”

Da hinten ist ein Stressrentner

by SternchenSabine69 November 1, 2021