sewer trout

A piece of feces. (Swims down a sewer channel as would a trout in a river.)

We saw plenty of sewer trout at the wastewater treatment facility this morning.

by Webster April 20, 2004

Kristin Stewart

A wrongly idolized "Actress" who in fact cannot act, never leaves her monotone way of speaking and facial expressions, and is only loved or hated now because of her starring as Bella ((The ultimate Mary-Sue)) in the film adaption of Twilight.

Kristin Stewart sucks at acting, end of disscussion.

by Lunarwolfdemon July 22, 2009

Sacramento Stewardess

Any young woman from Sacramento, CA in the age range of 18 to 20 (aka fucktart) who has sexual relations with men in their 30's and 40's. Sacramento seems to be the home of thousands of such young women. They are old enough to take it in their holes, but not yet old enough to drink alcohol.

I take night classes at Sac City College just for the Sacramento Stewardesses.

I fucked a Sacramento Stewardess up the shitpipe last night. She was old enough to drink my cum, but too young to drink my rum.

by HorseHungKris October 16, 2007

steerman

The art of failing a test in s hilarious way.

He steermaned the fuck out of that test.

by The steerman January 19, 2018

deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes

adjective
Something so lifeless or useless (dead) that it out-deads even the lifeless-ness of Kristen Stewart's acting. This term first coined by Maria Walters, aka Masala Skeptic of Skepchick in the post "Reclipse: Yes, Twilight still sucks"

Zombies' brains are deader than Kristen Stewart's eyes.

by ariklkira November 14, 2012

sewer chewer

name given to peolpe that give oral ass lickings to other people

your a sewer chewer

by osama April 22, 2003

Jimmy Stewart

An improvisational musical excursion by Midwest rock band Umphrey's McGee (the best live band around these days). A "Jimmy Stewart" involves sections of music built upon by each band member, by using hand signals and on-stage communication. This kind of improvisation rarely ever falls flat, and will always keep the listener (or observer) interested. Visit umphreys.com for free podcasts.

"Man, that "Jimmy Stewart" out of The Triple Wide was absolutely ridiculous. I don't think I've ever danced that much!"

by Humphrey's McGhee December 28, 2008