beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.

Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

by Elburno September 20, 2009

Rusty Stephens

When you stick your own finger up your rusty wagonwheel

While looking at midget porn Coon totally did the Rusty Stephens

by Jack Sanders September 7, 2007

Stephen

An amazing guy with a genuinely kind soul. A man who takes his words and puts them into action. A man who isn't afraid to tell the world about you if you were lucky enough to be his girl. A man who goes deeper than the surface when talking about any topic. A man who is the sweetest shit ever. A man who deserves only the best. A man who you can trust and have faith in. A man that can not be truly defined ,because no words can express how amazing he is.

Happily taken by Stephen
I love Stephen
Stephen is beautifully amazing.

Ughh! I wish I was Kimberly. Stephen is simply amazing.

by hisEmber February 16, 2013

Stephen Harper's Revenge

The terrifying diarrhea you get when you're traveling in Canada and eat some bad poutine. Named for their illustrious prime minister in the grand tradition of travel-related intestinal distress.

For the love of god, pull over! I have Stephen Harper's revenge!

by ThisIslandAK April 24, 2011

Stephen

The most beautiful boy in existence. Has stunning eyes, that make your heart fall through the floor when they crinkle with his perfect smile. Is deep, unlike most boys, and extremely intelligent. Has a big heart, and he doesn't realize when he's being taken for granted. Even though he would never admit it, he sometimes's can't see what's right in front of him. An over-analyzer, and very stubborn, but he will admit defeat when he has to. Likes to drive girls crazy, apparently. Easy to fall in love with. Hard to figure out.

Who IS that!?
Oh, that's just my friend Stephen.
Do you like him?

Of course.
Does he like you?
I don't deserve him.

by 0h get 0ver it May 31, 2009

Stephannie

cute and bubbly. Snorts when laughs and says shoosh, acts like a really hot girl and is a sweetheart. And is sometimes spazzy

jesus ya such a stephannie! calm down!

by KraZAzndude June 14, 2010

stephen lynch

comical genius/guitar player(not great at guitar but comical genius none the less)

"did you catch that phat vid from lynch"
"pff phuck yae, stephen is my home-boy nikka"

by Jim April 18, 2004