spunt

Condition, his seed has been deemed defective and thus rejected for replication within progressive society .

entomology: (spunt), (SPURT + PUNT) cooloqializm, Kansasinian in origin, derogatory, His "spert" has created genetically defective children therefore his seed should be "punted" from the gene pool (spunt). "He is but "spunt" and not worthy.

by Frank Haertlein December 28, 2005

Spunt

The portmanteau for Spun Cunt
A combination of the words spun and cunt
a stupid chick thats really high

That spunt wont even do my dishes.

by the pupster September 17, 2007

Spurtacular

an interjection for when you or a particular part of yor body has grown a large amount, in a short amount of time.

Ron: DUDE. my hands grew like 3 sizes bigger in the past week
Alfanzo: whoahh SPURTACULAR!!

by VeronikaDaisyIsCrazy April 1, 2010

Spurtains

Smelly and listens to Dying Foetus

Spurtains is man that jizz's on the curtains and spews on the periphery of the toilet

by jhytfi765o8tg May 28, 2011

Spurnacular

All the curse words, insults and adjectives you possess. Your rage distilled into the words you use to express it.

His spurnacular was quite large: so he called the object of his rage a filth-ridden-gunk-trumpet, that's only purpose was fail abysmally at everything it tried to do.

He has a pathetic spurnacular, so he can only call other people pussies and faggots.

by Benstudios August 30, 2013

Sprunt

old Scottish word meaning "to chase girls around among the haystacks after dark."

I saw Sean sprunting after Cailyn when I got up for a drink late last night.

by Rae MomaJoker Boe December 1, 2015

sprunt

Getting lost in something. Can also be used as a noun placeholder. The feeling of listening to something at 1.5 on youtube, the feeling of having to shit a minute after your ride texts to say they're on their way, when you binge watch New Girl for 7 hours and miss all the daylight.

"I spent all afternoon getting sprunted about the history of Hawaii on Wikipedia."

by Arthur Douglas January 22, 2016