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Artistic Queef Splatter

When a girl queefs and various colors land on a sheet of paper held by her man, creating a beautiful abstract painting that is sold to various museums throughout lower India, usually purchased by tourists from China, to be hung on their sitting room wall, and taken out every 7 months to bask in its queefy glory.
Mark: Lisa created the most amazing Artisic Queef Splatter last night. We sold it for 70 yen and 56 eggs.

Artistic Queef Splatter
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Splot

The remains of a splash once it hits the floor. Not a spot but the mark of a splash.
The paint can tipped over and splashed onto the floor leaving a splot. IE a splash marked spot.
by howlrrr1 June 12, 2009
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Ball Batter Splatter

When a man's load is deposited into his hand and then he proceeds to slap another in the face with that hand, producing a splatter effect.
Middle school wrestling bus hazing, boy masturbates into hand then slaps another boy in the face.....
dude, you just got Ball Batter Splattered!!!!
by chaseman36 August 21, 2009
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splittail

Military term for the human female, either singly or in a group.
"Man, look at all that splittail!"
by Frankie February 5, 2004
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Slottehamlydy

A word consisting of a slut, a hoe, a charlotte, an ingham and a lavely lady. This is a noun, an adjective, an adverb, a verb, and can be used to replace any words in the english (or italian) language
Look at the girl over there shes such a slottehamlydy
ugh youre soooo slottehamlydy
im gonna go slottehamlydy

i think i left my key in its slotte(hamlydy)
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Splatter shot

When one deficates (usually in violent squirts) all over the bathroom of an enemy; this includes walls, shower curtains, hand towels, ect.
I rolled up into Ben's bathroom and gave him a mean splatter shot after drinking Falls City Beer for twelve hours.
by optimusprime69notreallythough October 18, 2008
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Slotted

Male term for - Had sex with, fucked, shagged.
Hey mate, I slotted your sister last night

I've not had sex in years, so I slotted a prostitute
by louisfifer January 23, 2009
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