The proper medical term (citation needed) for diarrhea induced by drinking excessive ammounts of gypsy juice causing a severe burning sensation to the anus on the way out.
Dave: "Kev are you OK in there?"
Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"
Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"
Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"
Kev : "No mate im shitting brown water that is burning the fuck outta my ass!"
Dave: "That'll be the green apple splatters, dude"
Kev : "It was your idea to buy that cheap fucking scrumpy, you twat!"
by MCMXCV April 26, 2008
Get the green apple splatters mug.Splatter Britches or splatterbritches is the what you call some one after a showing/smelling shart. He then takes the walk of shame. 2 Someone who bleeds from the rectum and feels the need to share with everyone about his condition,Frequently uses office toiletries to construct manpons to also hide the shame.
Splatter Britches or Splatterbritches
Hey Ol Splatterbritches is back! Seen buzzards circling the parking lot!
Hey there Splatterbritches flash her them old snagly yellow wooden teeth! She left? Well that was all she wrote!
Hey Ol Splatterbritches is back! Seen buzzards circling the parking lot!
Hey there Splatterbritches flash her them old snagly yellow wooden teeth! She left? Well that was all she wrote!
by Thisisrichard! February 12, 2015
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The area of effect that results from the explosion of Menstruation. Usually hits innocent bystanders or rarely teachers, pets, inanimate objects, cleaning supplies, facebook walls, and more.
Girl: *PMS explode*
Innocent Bystander: "Come on man, I just dry cleaned this leather jacket from last month's PMS splatter, I don't want to again."
Innocent Bystander: "Come on man, I just dry cleaned this leather jacket from last month's PMS splatter, I don't want to again."
by Poor Bystander August 20, 2011
Get the PMS Splatter mug.When you have a shart so vicious it breaks through your pants and splatters onto someone or something.
Last night me a Jessica got freaky. it all went well until I got hit with her brownie batter splatter.
by BigNick_isLarge April 1, 2023
Get the Brownie Batter Splatter mug."man last night i played a mad game of shits and splatters"
"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"
"after those burritos i went home and played shits and splatters"
by rvp December 28, 2008
Get the shits and splatters mug.When in sex, either partner takes massive amounts of laxative. Then when prairie dogging, lets it out in the other's mouth.
by Ad Majorem Sathanas Gloriam October 22, 2008
Get the splatter mouth mug.The explosion that occurs when a fart preceeds Diarrhea. Much worse than a standard Ass Grenade, The Result is a complete anal erruption spraying butt pee all over one's toilet and backside, with possible blood as well.
by aquamurdoch April 2, 2009
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