spliffsmith

Someone who is skilled at rolling spliffs or joints. Especially someone who rolls complicated pure spliffs.

Did you see that cross-joint? Whoever rolled that must be a spliffsmith.

by jzzzzzl February 23, 2010

Spliffam

Spliffam describes being a typical lazy, unproductive waster with a 'need for weed' attitude. They tend to live off takeaways and constantly smell of weed, drinking only fizzy drinks instead of water.

"Don't be a Spliffam"

Person 1 "Hey Dude coming over to Ben Shippam's for a joint tonight?"
Person 2 "Ben Shippam? Don't you mean Ben Spliffam?"

by Spliffam June 2, 2016

Spliff Gang

The Sqaud that smokes a ton of spliffs.

"Yo let's go chill with the Spliff Gang

by RAIL-X-ROAD November 3, 2017

Spaff eye

1) To ejaculate in someone's eyes

2) Struggling to open your eyes having just had them cum on or in.

"Simon. Please give me Spaff Eye" said Kat.

by slg69 November 6, 2019

Spliffdinger

It’s when you rip off your hang nail, and yell.

I yelled Spliffdinger, when the damn nail bled.

by MoonlightXxx May 20, 2021

spliff.raccoon

Someone who likes schlatt and is honestly very deserving of approval

Person one:name one good schlatt fan
Person two:spliff.raccoon

by PowerlessNight September 5, 2021

Spluff

A delicious cookie

This spluff was delicious!

by Real_Spluff June 26, 2023