Space Station 13

Your objective: Survive on the most dangerous space station-sci fi simulator. What is your biggest enemy there? Xenomorphs? Space Dragons? The AI? Clowns? ADMEMES? No...it is literally every fucking player (autist). Go and do your job, which will last from an hour in a place like virologist (if you do not instantly set loose corrupted blood v.2 and get beaten into a bloody pulp by everyone until they cough out their lungs), to several minutes like security (get beaten up by the clown), scientist (get beaten up by security), clown (get beaten up by everyone) or medbay worker (get your department blown up in 5-10 minutes). Aside these there also are antagonists. They can be lame and undefeatable (like a halfway intelligent scientist making spiders or a botanist planting kudzu in arrivals), to fun for some time and rather challenging (a chad wizard or a nightmare roaming the station) to epic battles destroying half the station but needing every ressource usable (like a xenomorph attack with an epic ripley-queen duel or cargo-revolutionaries against sec and sci). Due to the incompetence, enorm tryharding or complete randomness (e.g. setting the AI back to normal, deleting catpeople out of the list of humanoid beings and starting another great weeb purge) of many players, the gods who created this game invented the function, that the players decide when a station is ready to be left and marooning half the loyal nantotrasen workers on the biohazardous wreck in the process.

"Space Station 13, a marvellous, unique and incredibly shitty game, 10/10 don't play it"

- A literal god

by YeetForHarambe January 21, 2021

Harlem space heater

A gal of girth whom you take home and have relations with when you are to poor to afford heat during those cold, lonely winter months.

Damn, it's freezing! I better call my Harlem space heater and dip my wick in that shit before I get frostbite.

by DG Bazzle March 30, 2010

hitting the space bar

Jacking it in front of the computer.

dude, i was hitting the space bar last night and i got it all over my screen.

by k2aka111 September 22, 2007

Office Space it

To beat the crap out of something, like they do to the copy machine in the movie Office Space

your car isn't working? you should Office Space it!

by Kristin July 23, 2004

Space Cadet

When people are in their own little world, constantly "spaced out" of their current surroundings and positions. Often associated with not paying attention, or confusion towards otherwise simple tasks.

"Listen Slick, I'm not going to repeat the story a 3rd time just because you're being a Space Cadet."

by ClubChamp March 16, 2015

My Space

A place for whores. Initially intended as an online system of staying in touch or re-connecting with old friends, My Space has grown into a compendium of 18 year old Southern California Paris Hilton worshipping attention starved idiots and asexual boys in women's jeans with more product than a salon. Lately, the circus has grown to include lots of half naked flexing bros with bad tribal tattoos and horrible pick up lines, as well as a large influx of internet-ebonics speaking idiots who cannot seem to properly use a keyboard without accidentally hitting the CAPSLOCK button or number keys in their sentences.

"hi, arent you on My Space? Cool, lets make out!"

by x dprv x April 7, 2005

Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space

When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....

"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell

by Austin B. January 31, 2005