cork sorker

A less offensive synonym for "cock sucker."

A homosexual man who is particularly gifted at pleasing other men with oral sex.

"You . . . , you, . . . you, cork sorker!!"

"Don't pass out drunk when Shaun is around. You might wake up with your pants around your ankles. He is such a cork sorker!"

"I thought janey was good at giving head! But then I had the good fortune of experiencing Mike's lips and tongue. He's a master cork sorker!"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 3, 2010

Number sorcerer

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no number sorcerer, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

Boner Sorcerous

A very attractive woman with the name of a witch

"Yo did you see Tabitha's outfit last night"
"Yeah, she's a total boner sorcerous"

by fucksliknik April 14, 2017

Sporter

What finnish people refer to as a person who plays a sport, or is an athlete of some sort.

Me: hey so what do you do on your free time
Maari: i run around, and play soccer under the sun like a sporter
Me: sporter... thats cute.

by balkolite August 1, 2010

cock sorcerer

a person that pisses u off to no extent and should be hung by their fuckin taint!

most and foremost managerial people are a primary target to get cock sorcerer status!

by sal February 3, 2004

souter

1. last name of a member of the united states supreme court.
2. an action wherein your family home is torn down to make room for a Target/Red Lobster shopping plaza.

"after a while got used to shopping for gym socks in what used to be my backyard, but now that the stores have all pulled out after just a few years and it's a desolate scab of land, i really feel like i've been soutered."

by johnsonrod July 16, 2005

sorbert

a very stinky fart that happens during a chick's period

I just sat through my best friend's sorbert.

by myfreakyfriends May 29, 2009