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glass sorter 

a retarded person.
taken form the 80's/90's public service announcement willing us to preserve america's mentally and/or physically handicapped (there was a handicapped person standing in a feild of garbage saying "i sort glass, its my job, i was bad at first but now im good at it... dont throw me away.")

can also be used as an insult, tho will generally confuse those who hear it.
after seeing a friend mess something up "haha! nice one! way to be a glass sorter!"

"ahh geez.... i had to work with this glass sorter today... it was the pits!"
glass sorter by Shinigami July 19, 2003
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The Shape Sorter 

When someone inserts a variety of hollow shapes into their anus and holds it there. Their partner then has to guess the correct shapes dildo to achieve anal penetration
Dude, we were doing the shape sorter last night andshe was trying to peg the crap outta me last night but I just kept on blocking her with the star shape.

ripped-snorter 

a bodybuilder who uses cocaine
In search of a payphone, Cookie strolled into some sleazy combo bar/weightlifting gym, where she was greeted by crazed-looking ripped-snorters.

Sorcerer 

A Sorcerer is someone who is born with Magic. A Sorcerer is also considered a Mage and a Zauberer.
Most Sorcerers specialize in one or more of the following: elemental spell attacks(common choice), healing(very rare), chaos(common choice), glamors(common choice) and/or dark magic(very rare).
Sorcerer by lordgrim the invcbke October 11, 2020

Sorcerer's Plague 

A very painful STD. It is thought to be a variant of the clap and commonly found in frat boys that attended colleges in the Palouse region of Washington/Idaho. Common side affects are itching, burning during urination, and shrinking of the genitalia.
Me: Yo Kevin, I noticed you were screaming when you took a piss. What's the deal dog?
Kevin: It ain't nuthin my man... just a case of the Sorcerer's Plague I got from a sorority girl when I went to U of I!

Shorter Wong 

A pure boi who didn't deserve all the pain and suffering.
Shorter Wong by Spooper March 12, 2019