snoobish

noun.

1. a dick who is a slave to the mouse

2. a hairy creature, from the darkest depths of hell

3. a nice guy, who shouldn't have given his brother-in-law access to his laptop

"Hey, where is Chris today?"

"He's probably at Disney World, slaving away for the mouse...Stupid, snoobish."

by cuddleber November 3, 2013

snomo

A homosexual with a large quantity of jizz covering their face

Look at the load on that snomo's face!

by facial bukake December 16, 2013

snoko

A group wank session during your lunch break

“Hey mate! tools down. time for snoko“
“Fuck yeah bro, all you fellas and sheilas are sexy!”

by Bonza mcgee August 29, 2020

snooch

A small, filled cake usually served with hot tea in polite societies. Snooch may be frosted or dry, but is usually filled with a jelly or jam.

During high tea, it is common for the host to offer a plate of snooch to her guests.

"Would you ladies like some snooch," asked Gretchen. "Why of course," said Shiela, adding, "snooch goes so well with distinctive Earl Grey."

by BigZaccyStyle June 11, 2006

Slaps Snooch

The opposite of "kick dick" (kick ass).
If something sucks you can say it slaps snooch.

I saw Twilight last night. It slaps snooch.

That slut is going to the dance with MY crush?! Dude, this slaps like, 50 snooches.

by jizz_gargling_cuntwhistle January 22, 2010

Snoo

a little/funny looking/disabled/old person. multiple snoos make up a snoomunity, of which the princess snoo is the leader and alex franklin is her second in command. when one snoo sees another they have to say "SNOOOO" to point each other out.

"im just a cheeky snoo OK?"

"ok"

"OH SNOOOoo"

by Snoofy August 4, 2007

snol

To snort out loud.

Steven: Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he was hit by a fridge.
Jack: *SNORT* Hahahaha! Damn it!
Steven: Haha, I made you snort out loud.
Jack: Yeah... snol.

by hooshpital June 28, 2009