snake mittens

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.

"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"

"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."

by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008

Saseishia

Two usually drunk girls, with their powers combined to form a Saseishia.

Often appears on the rumpus room floor, rolling about in fits of laughter.

Also can be comprised of a camera and rodent of weightless proportions.

Care free and content in a state of delirium. A Saseishia doesn't care much for liars, cheaters and bad people in general. Appreciating the clique they keep.

Saseishia, You destroy me, So I can't see why I feel so lonely, When you and me could be together. Perfectly, perfect together I know.

by eishia October 7, 2008

Snake Snatch

Death grip on the cock

My king cobra got caught in her snake snatch!

by Aight den November 18, 2011

Snake it til you make it

The act of doing minimal work to get by, and being sneaky and/or crafty while you go about it, like a snake.

1: "Man this paper isn't gonna get done tonight"
2: "You'll just have to snake it til you make it man"

1: "Dude you down to chill?"
2: "Hold on, I'm snaking it right now, I'm trying to get this chick to do my laundry"

by yourrediculouss February 10, 2014

Snake Charming

Verb. The act of oral sex being performed on a flaccid penis through the zipper of the persons pants to the point that the penis becomes fully erect.

There was no time time to waste, so I asked Wendy to begin Snake Charming. She than showed off her skin flute playing skills and then we were able to bang.

Snake Charmers be Snake Charming

by LoveCanal69 April 24, 2015

Love Snake

The one eye snake that drastically increases in size when excited in an attempt to impress its prey. When this happens the snake leaves the confides of the boxers and raises into the open atmosphere, however, the snake does not prefer this atmosphere and immediately tries to borrow back into another dark, wet orifice. Once the snake has done the deed it releases a dangerous venom, if not contained, before exiting to its original housing.

Damn baby my love snake is out, lets do it!

by fda@432!jSG February 28, 2009

Bohemian snake pit

This is the act of two dudes scissoring.

Billy and Todd tried the Bohemian snake pit.

by Senior Douche July 7, 2010