piss smurfing

The act of taking over a lobby in a video game and looking like a "smurf". Commonly used in EU region to compliment and uplift fellow teammates.

Sinister you played that fight so well, you're actually piss smurfing.

by ishikami October 19, 2022

gummy worm smuggling

What gay men do for entertainment, storage, and culinary purposes. They insert gummy worms inside their anus or prison purse with the intention of consuming them at a later time.

Bill had to toss Bruce's salad so he could retrieve the delicious brown gummy worms, a result of gummy worm smuggling.

by Rusty-Shakleford June 15, 2014

Smuggling Walnuts

Huge, hard nipples that can easily be seen through the clothing. Usually from below average temperatures.

Sue is pass the point of smuggling raisins or smuggling skittles, she went straight to smuggling walnuts.

by Cold Boobies February 18, 2011

Smurfing

Smurfing - The act of replacing enough nouns and verbs in everyday speech with variations of the word smurf as appropriate as to make your speech barely understandable.

"And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of re-Smurfing this nation, the only way it's been Smurfed in Smurf for 221 years - smurf by smurf, smurf by smurf, smurfed smurf by smurfed smurf."

by Percy Bean February 23, 2009

Smurfing

To choke ones self while masturbating to achieve an amazing orgasm

Phil:wanna hang out

Tim: Nope im gonna be smurfing tonight in a batman suit

by imadeitupjacob March 23, 2010

Smurfing

Having loud, unprotected sex in a public toilet. Followed by a hand job on the way home in the back of the car, only to forget about the rear view mirror and finding out that the driver could see all of your antics.

Boy 1: Man i got totally smurfed last night, bad times.
Boy 2: We all heard you smurfing! But i got smurfed way better than you last week. Smurf-tastic!!

by BetterThanBefore October 23, 2009

The Slurping

The end of lunch when that one Chinese kid starts slurping up the rest of his lunch including all the dog meat, eyeballs, organs, and bones.

“Did you see the slurping when xiungli slurped all those dog guts up during lunch that was disgusting”

by Osama 69/11 December 15, 2018