A spoonerism is defined by the Webster Random House dictionary as: the inadvertent disposition of usually the initial sounds of words. For example: "A blushing crow took a crushing blow."
Meg: "...you're a smart fella, Dad."
Peter: "And you're a fart smeller, Meg presses her face to his butt then farts, hence completing the spoonerism."
Peter: "And you're a fart smeller, Meg presses her face to his butt then farts, hence completing the spoonerism."
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Am I gonna wank?, yeah why not...
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Getting my willie out ... Ping (message from your class chat) read it and see that you still got to do that one task...
Going back to what you were planning to do.
But then realizing he is just hanging over (smoner).
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Getting my willie out ... Ping (message from your class chat) read it and see that you still got to do that one task...
Going back to what you were planning to do.
But then realizing he is just hanging over (smoner).
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Invented by Timothy while smu-smookering.
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Invented by Timothy while smu-smookering.
Smu-Smorshkin is the alchohol that gets you smu-smookered
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