smallprintosis

A rare, usually nasty, obscure medical condition about which little is known. So-called because the entry in large textbooks like Harrison’s is in small print at the bottom of the page. Typically the entry says that MRI scanning may be useful in diagnosis and steroids in treatment.
See also fascinoma.

The doctor realised that he was going to have to explain to Kelly’s parents that she was suffering from a smallprintosis.

by The Fat Welshman November 9, 2023

smallrat

A person who frequents small businesses to the extent that they have a rapport with the store. Customer who is chiller than the average customer and lights up the establishment when they enter.

That dude is a smallrat, I see him here every Sunday Afternoon and we talk about Documentaries.

by bobbyofftheblock March 7, 2024

Swallerd

Hillbilly for swallowed and used in a specific self loathing context only

When I was just an egg I wish I had just been swallerd up and not ever even given the opportunity to take root

by Sam U. L. Clemons June 7, 2025

chocolate smeller

when a Chinese-American puts nutella on your asshole and sniffs it off with his nose.

REN : Yo sexy
Grace: Hey babes
REN: Damn shortie you sexy
Grace: what would you do to me?
REN: I wanna sniff nutella off your butt-hole
Grace: You're a dirty chocolate smeller

by Patrick Love/Hate ...GOD BLESS November 25, 2014

Taint smeller

When someone's smells someone's taint

Ewwww. Did you hear when jax smelled Aaron's taint. I heard he liked it to. Jax is such a taint smeller that likes cock rubbed in his taint.

by Tylermcnabb February 12, 2015

finger smeller

One who sniffs his or her finger (s) immediately following an intentional whisping sweep of the genitalia area Of their body. This act is generally performed as a cleanliness assessment.

John from human resources is totally a finger smeller. He stood by the copier about three times with his hand underneath his nose while he had a coffee. I almost mistook him for a tool-sniffer.

by zillarealm November 28, 2015

Leaf smeller

A person who sniffs out other people's shame.

Constantly on the persute of finding others negative qualities, Hal, was known as a leaf smeller.

by Diet Silliness November 22, 2017