Dirty Sludge Pump

A man positions himself quite precariously on a womans face so that her nose just barley slips into his butthole and so that his nuts may, if he so chooses, slowly sink into her mouth giving her a tea bag. Then women proceeds to "jerk the man off", the man then proceeds to take a dirty black colored shit all over her face. This black color can be acheived from intaking excessive amounts of vodka. It's quite the experience.

"I say darling, that dirty sludge pump you gave me earlier had such a rich color and flavor."

by Tonger10 June 23, 2009

Sludge

Sludge metal (aka Sludge Doom) is a genre of metal that takes inspiration from Doom Metal. Sludge is kind of like the raunchy cousin of Doom. Sludge is very prominent in the South, many of the earliest bands on the scene began there (particularly in New Orleans area) such as Eyehategod. Sludge metal is typically more aggressive than doom, taking inspiration from punk (indeed members of EHG and Down formed Crust punk band Arson Anthem). Lyrical content generally focuses around suffering, drug and alcohol abuse, and politics. Some bands include:
The Melvins
Superjoint Ritual
Weedeater
Buzzov*en
Eyehategod
Rwake (pronounced 'Wake')
Down
Isis
Neurosis
Jesu
Baroness
Crowbar
And many others. Bands such as The Melvins have been credited to have first touched on and inspired the sludge sound, and Eyehategod is generally credited to have broken the scene open.

Me and my buddies were listening to some music and drinking, and not much is better to drink to than some Sludge metal. So I popped in Eyehategod's album Southern Discomfort followed up by Down's A Bustle In Your Hedgerow, and Crowbar's Sonic Excess In Its Purest Form.

by Sludge Swamp January 14, 2009

Spanish Sled

First you need to find someone with a lot of forgiveness in their heart, or a stranger; bring them to the top of a staircase; proceed to knock them unconscious; strip them naked and ride them down the stairs.

Ellie was pissed after John used her as a Spanish Sled

by Aram A. February 24, 2008

sledding

a classic recreational activity that involves sliding down a snowy or icy hill on a low friction board, tube, plank, or other creative sliding device.

in the winter, children often go sledding down snowy hills. hopefully without crashing into trees.

by viking ice princess July 5, 2011

taco sled

Typically this term is used to define heavily modified vehicles owned by persons of Hispanic origin. Easily spotted by the 'lowered' stance of the vehicle, a clear over-abundance of chrome trim, and interior appointments akin to a massage-parlour waiting room. These vehicles can often be heard emitting a Latin-tinged dance beat while the drivers hang various appendages out of unrolled windows. Often, the music does not match the movement of the vehicle as it bounces up and down while in motion, yet this does not seem to faze said driver.

The housekeeper asked for a raise shortly after her son crashed his taco sled.

by DennisT December 4, 2004

mexican bob sled

Wedging a poop covered penis in between a butt crack and sliding it back and forth, which leaves a little poop trail behind.

The other night I performed a mexican bob sled on some chick's behind. Awkward, to be sure, and she won't shit right for a week.

by Wookiestick1 September 18, 2011

Norwegian Sled Ride

First off, the girl must be wearing a Viking Hat before you start having sex. Then you go outside in the snow, both of you totally naked and have sex. When it's time for you to bust, you bust on her stomach and then push her down the hill, thus creating the norwegian sled ride.

"Bro, I just gave someone the Norwegian Sled Ride, it was the best thing since I gave her the Birmingham Booty Call."

by tanktanktank713 December 18, 2008