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Dirty Sludge Pump

A man positions himself quite precariously on a womans face so that her nose just barley slips into his butthole and so that his nuts may, if he so chooses, slowly sink into her mouth giving her a tea bag. Then women proceeds to "jerk the man off", the man then proceeds to take a dirty black colored shit all over her face. This black color can be acheived from intaking excessive amounts of vodka. It's quite the experience.
"I say darling, that dirty sludge pump you gave me earlier had such a rich color and flavor."
by Tonger10 June 23, 2009
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Sludge

Sludge metal (aka Sludge Doom) is a genre of metal that takes inspiration from Doom Metal. Sludge is kind of like the raunchy cousin of Doom. Sludge is very prominent in the South, many of the earliest bands on the scene began there (particularly in New Orleans area) such as Eyehategod. Sludge metal is typically more aggressive than doom, taking inspiration from punk (indeed members of EHG and Down formed Crust punk band Arson Anthem). Lyrical content generally focuses around suffering, drug and alcohol abuse, and politics. Some bands include:
The Melvins
Superjoint Ritual
Weedeater
Buzzov*en
Eyehategod
Rwake (pronounced 'Wake')
Down
Isis
Neurosis
Jesu
Baroness
Crowbar
And many others. Bands such as The Melvins have been credited to have first touched on and inspired the sludge sound, and Eyehategod is generally credited to have broken the scene open.
Me and my buddies were listening to some music and drinking, and not much is better to drink to than some Sludge metal. So I popped in Eyehategod's album Southern Discomfort followed up by Down's A Bustle In Your Hedgerow, and Crowbar's Sonic Excess In Its Purest Form.
by Sludge Swamp January 14, 2009
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Sedgefield

A nice, calm, tranquil place during the week. However on a Friday night it transforms into a vicious hell hole filled with the embarrassing scum from neighbouring areas.
Guy 1: You ever been to Sedgefield?
Guy 2: Nah man do you think I wanna die?
by Crazy Woodpecker June 3, 2018
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Sledgeface

That face someone has when you want to smash their head in with a sledge hammer.
"Guy 1: i want to fuck him up!
Guy 2: nah, he's just got a Sledgeface. Chill"

"Dudes just sitting there sledgefaced out on Busch heavy and jack fire shits fucked."
by Dennyloggins April 21, 2017
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spedge

Northern colloquilism for chewing gum.
Got any spedge, then, ye fukin' wassock?
by WillGoring August 24, 2006
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sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.
I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.
by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008
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sludgenuts

A term used to describe an STD.
Paul slept with a pornstar last night, and now he has the sludgenuts.
by I KILLED KIMBO! January 7, 2009
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