Slappy

Another way of calling someone a dummy without being so blunt or without them catching on. Comes from "Slappy the Dummy" a ventriloquist dummy from the series goosebumps.

"Listen slappy, no one asked you for your opinion so why don't you fuck off?"

by dasquidkid January 19, 2020

Slappy

Person(s), usually male, who have slaptastic attributes. They slap around in the most slapful way, a way that only a true Slappy could slap. Their natural habitats include wooded areas & various squatting zones. Slappy’s are the most Slapping slappers of all humanity. To have encountered a Slappy makes you immediately blessed and cursed with the loyalty of a slappy.

(WARNING: DO NOT APPROACH A SLAPPY WHILE THEY ARE HIBERNATING IN A VEHICLE / WHEN THEY ARE SMOKING EARTHY SUBSTANCES)

I.e. “slappy broke the (_____) again”
Or
“Slappy slapped around hard last night, he kicked his sister off the porch while yelling ‘THIS IS SPARTA”

Common slappy phrases: “uh” “yuoh” “is that a snock!”

by Billzer duh Killzer October 29, 2018

slappy whore

a disgusting little bint who wants hand marks up her arse like the little disgusting fuck she is

"oi youre a slappy whore"
"cheers mate"

by anticyvonne October 4, 2023

Slappy

Something my dad does to me

Duuuuuude my dad gave me a bad slappy last night.

by Gooo3769 February 15, 2022

Slappy Syndrome

When someone is depressingly horny to the point of the exhaustion.

One may experience one or more of the following:
Obsession/fixation with one's own right hand
Frequent masturbation (~5-10 times a day)
Loss of appetite

Uneven arm strength
Shakiness when speaking to women

"Yo that dude hasn't gotten play in months, he must have Slappy Syndrome"

by Ilove11 February 6, 2023

Slappy Mappy

1 - mentally slow

2- Consuming so much alcohol (and / or) drugs that your IQ drops at least 60 points.

Dude - Did you hear that kid? What the fuck was he talking about?

Chick - OMG, I have no idea. His breath smells like dogshit though. Is he fucking retarded or what?

Dude - Nah, he's just slappy mappy.

by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

Slappy’s Lullaby

When a man masturbates to fall asleep

“I had trouble sleeping last night, so I tried Slappy’s Lullaby and fell right to sleep”

by NapoleonBonerfart9 December 7, 2024