Sage

Sage is a very smart person who is addicted to Pokémon Go. He secretly enjoys watching ASMR and he will probably end up making his own videos one day. Sage is a really good friend. He'll help you if you're having a bad day, and he'll accept your hugs. Anyone who is Sage's friend is extremely lucky. Whenever he walks into a room, he brightens it up. Sage has the nickname "Gee-Gee," and it is what people, specifically one person, often call him. Sage also enjoys acting like an NPC, because he finds some sort of pleasure in doing it. Sage is also into musical theatre, and he will always get the male lead in plays. Overall, Sage is a very kind and talented person, and people around him are lucky to be in his presence.

Sage: *waves like an NPC*
Meghan: "Gee-Gee, what are you doing?"
Sage: "You're being so dramatic."
Meghan: "From asking what you're doing?"
Sage: "No, for crying over me saying that I don't need the answer to question 4."

by ur_mom_lmao February 12, 2023

Haber-sage

One of the most unusual names and often means you are the lushess person ever as well as Bering a good friend towards others.

Ohh hey there haber-sage.

Wow your so nice haber-sage

by Apandaamandaa July 30, 2011

National Sage Day

Give your friend sage 2 dollars!

“hey sage it’s national sage day want 2 dollars”

by C____ie November 1, 2021

Dirty Salger

When your muted in a call with your friends and your secretly masturbating.

I think Maj might be pulling a Dirty Salger!

by SmartDirtyLiam February 5, 2022

Aspen Lynn Sage

A gremlin that posts on tiktok and likes French fries. Has over 5 mums because she’s too lovable. They’re gender fluid and use all pronouns but hes most comfortable with he/they pronouns

“Look it’s aspen Lynn Sage”

by Blues bud October 1, 2021

sage

An antiquated word meaning a man of deep mind or wisdom, carrying the capacity to give advisement within more typically the management of life or spiritual and self-realizing matters.

Tao Te Ching translated by Charles Muller
"3.4 Therefore, when the sage governs, He clears peoples' minds, Fills their bellies, Weakens their ambition and Strengthens their bones."

by Sword Guy May 19, 2008

Sageeran

a brown Sri Lankan from England who is a funny guy good with mates and stupidly annoying at times

yo that guy is such a sageeran he's my type of man ;)

by Armaan Khiroya April 21, 2017