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Hector Smells

hector does not smell. if he did smell like anything it would be sexy....or video games.
Hector does not smell.
by MickeyChickey October 4, 2003
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Gross Motor Skills

1. Used to describe poor driving, particularly driving when drunk.

2. Lack of coordination when using the features of a car, such as the stereo or cigarette lighter.
"Wanna lift home?"

"No thanks, you have Gross Motor Skills"
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Smells Like Teen Spirit

A phrase used to remark on the stupidity of teen, especially high school drama. It is used as a means to put things in perspective, often uttered by an observer of a pointless, fruitless argument that has to do with some aspect of dating.

Etymology: The term was sued in a completely different context by the early 90's grunge band, Nirvana.
Girl 1: "I saw you with my boy at the movies, you whore!"
Girl 2: "He don't like busted girls, bitch. That's why he's on my team now."
Observer: "Damn. Smells like teen spirit..."
by MotherEarthFracker December 11, 2006
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skellbag

A cross between skell and scumbag. It refers to someone who possesses the qualities of both words. In short, it is someone who is a lowlife (skell) and also has no regards for others by being dishonest, a rat, and a terrible friend (scumbag). The word is believed to have originated from Brooklyn, New York but the person who started the term is still unknown. It is pronounced just as it appears.
(example 1)
Khalil: Did you hear about Dave stealing money from Charlie?
Yun: No I didn't, that's rediculous though. He's such a skellbag.

(example 2)
Yun: Residential Life put us in a suite with a pair of white dudes.
Khalil: Wow, I can't believe they did that. They're such skellbags for doing that.
by Brooklyn's BKS December 26, 2008
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Weed Smells Like Shit

when you get pulled over for having weed in your car and as the cop asks if he smells weed, shit yourself.
"sir do i smell weed?" *shits himself* "no officer, you do not"

Thats the story of how the Weed Smells Like Shit was made
by Pogoxman January 1, 2021
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smells

What people say when they feel stupid and want to laugh at someone.
Sam: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Sam: Smells!!
Gary: Shut up, you fucking loser.
by Mel August 27, 2004
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Photocopier-fixing skills

One who has the ability to fix a photocopy machine with ease. See "wizard" or "magician" or "awesomeness".
Perverted boss: "Oh my god, I tried to print out a nude photo of myself humping a desk, but the photocopier seems to have jammed!"

Audrey: "Did I hear paper jam? Don't touch anything boss, I have great photocopier-fixing skills, leave it to me" *fixes photocopier*

Perverted boss: "Good job! Now I think I have a problem with my penis, can you fix that too?"
by Supplanter (yeah boy!) September 19, 2008
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