Skeet n' Delete

The act of deleting a female's telephone number after having sex with her.

SDot: "So did you end up banging that one chick that you've been texting for a dick year?"
J Murff: "Yea dude. But it was a total skeet n' delete. I'm NEVER talking to that crazy bitch again..."

Skeet n' Delete by j murff March 23, 2010

sheets to the wind 

A scalar quantity to describe state of mind, preferably a state of drunkenness with 0 being the smallest possible quantity and 100 being at the top of the scale. Place your coinciding number in front of the phrase to illustrate how drunk you are.

Yo, I went to work 70 sheets to the wind and not only did they send me home but I got driven home.

sheets to the wind by cl8on August 24, 2010

skeetchie 

a whore, slut, skank.

"damnnn that skeetchie fucked SO many guys!"

#that skeetchie is suck a slut"

skeetchie by blaow123456789 March 20, 2011

Skeet Scab 

After ejaculation, a skeet scab is when semen dries up on the tip of the penis creating a plug at the urethra. This blockage while urinating is similar to when one puts their thumb over a garden hose while the water is on. If the urinator is careless about their skeet scab, he will be forced to decide which stream of pee will be best to aim in the toilet bowl because of its thickness in stream, while the other streams go everywhere but inside the toilet bowl.

Roommate 1: Dude, why is their piss all over the mirror and toilet paper?

Roommate 2: Oh, sorry bro.... After a long night of much ejaculation, I forgot to pick my skeet scab when I went pee this morning. It shot in several different directions all at once and I didn't know what to do!

Skeet Scab by CAPIETAN August 21, 2012

skeeter teeters 

Plural of skeeter teeter. Small breasts resembling mosquito bites. What Yankee dogs call bee stings.

What was that chick with skeeter teeters thinking when she entered the Miss Wet T-shirt contest? Did she really want the Miss Bee Stings prize?

skeeter teeters by Texinthecity November 18, 2013

Skeethong 

Verb: When you move so fast that you actually age.

“That raccoon just skeethonged up around that fence”

Skeethong by NapkinBoy May 26, 2019

Skeetabayee 

To chuck across a room with extreme force.

(Skeet-uh-buh-yee)

"I'm gonna skeetabayee him!!"

Skeetabayee by pinklemonade44 November 5, 2019